Who's been wearing out MY sheets?

Indulge me- this is a random post.

When we got married we registered for some fancy-smancy 1 million thread count expensive sheets. Okay basically the best ones Target had. We were fortunate that we got 2 sets of these nice sheets as gifts since we never would have spent that much ourselves. We've been rotating between these two sets for the last 4 odd years.

Well the last time I changed the sheets I noticed there was a threadbare section only on MY side of the bed. So sad. Then yesterday I switched the sheets and discovered much to my suprise that the 2nd set of sheets also had a threadbare spot only on MY side of the bed. I guess it's not too much of a coincidence considering I'm pretty regular at switching between the sheet sets and they were given to us at the same time- but how odd is that? What really weired me out was why the threadbare section was only on my side.

Here are a few possibilities for how this strange phenomenon occured:
1. My bony elbows, knees, etc wore away the fabric more quickly than on Matt's side. Kind of like how your jeans either wear out on the knees or the tushy first.
2. Maybe they just both happened to be on my side when usually they are on Matt's side and he's really to blame for the premature sheet thinning

Yep- that's me wrapped up in the fitted sheet. I was making the bed and I decided to take a nap- then I got cold. Matt found me like this and decided to take a picture. On a side note can you believe we sleep in a queen sized bed? I can't either but that's a whole 'nother post.

3.This is what I think is the real reason. You know how carpet gets more worn in high-traffic areas like hallways? The millions of times I've gotten in and out of bed in the last year to feed, change, comfort, check-on Charlotte wore out the sheets (not to mention me) on my side of the bed years before the usual lifetime of the sheets. I now have irrefutable proof that I spend way too much time getting in and out of bed, right?

Can anyone belive she was that small just a year ago? I can't.

So getting out of bed at night isn't just hard on you it takes quite a toll on your bed linens as well. Now can I go register for some more fancy smancy sheets and one of you will buy them? Maybe that should be on the baby registry list!